MUTINY ON THE TURKISH POTEMKIN
BY PROF. MES SOLZHENITSY
Idiot Turkish admirals’ Attempt to Recreate Again
A LENINIST-KEMALIST- REVOLUTION
Black Sea-February 2010-July 2011
TABLE OF CONTENTS FOR THE SECOND QUEER STORY
I-The horrific dream-mixed with the awful realities- of the biggest red general!
II-A mute RUSSIA: Will it be working in the sea?
III-Iran is-or seems at least so-able to be the most reliable ally for the Red Generals of the Second Soviet-Turkey Vulture’s war on the West.
IV-An Half successful attempt impending in the air still…
V- The main Story!
VI-CONCLUSION AND WARNINGS
I
ON 25 October a usually reiterating event occurred in ANKARA for that ominous day the cute-red Major General-the Chief of Turkish General Staff, a potentially dangerous, relatively powerful, and a well known or famous transgressor on the path of Turkish quasi Constitutional Structure (his name is really famous now instead it no longer figures on the high-lights of red fascist DOĞAN’S MEDIA bearing a portrait of a commander with sword, and the words: ‘I’m the guard of regime against the West’) for that morning that bloody sword woke early, and caught the smell of newly brewing liberalism irritably. Raising himself a little, he perceived the photo of a navy colonel on the first page of a tabloid who has been prosecuted by his order and would be buried as a martyr that might be said to be forced to take with suicide* (a most respectable soldier, and one especially fond of American Democracy and tending to denounce the plot in the Black Sea) to be just in the act of attracting public opinion towards the opposite direction of their newly baked plot that should be effective from new center of black fascists-Trabzon to Izmir-a pompous antic city like princes of red fascism.
* In Turkish Army, beginning from the year of 2008 eight officers has passed away in the same way!Orduda iki yılda 8 sır ölümün nedeni - EnSonHaber.com
Kuzey Deniz Saha Komutanlığı'nda kendi tabancasıyla intihar etti. ... "Son zamanlarda intihar eden subaylardan bir kısmı amirini ele vermemek için intihar ...
www.ensonhaber.com/.../orduda-iki-yilda-8-sir-olumun-nedeni.html - Önbellek
“We are at the threshold of revolting against democracy and liberalism coming from the West,” he said, “ I would rather not have any general election for a new government could near to the EU or for the Democracy Opening new laws of the Turkish National Assembly, but, instead, a hot anti-imperialist war and KEMALİSM,” --the truth being that he wanted both but knew it to be useless to ask for two things at once, as intimidated people consisting of Pro-West Turkish and Kurdish Muslims did not fancy such tricks.
“Oh, the fool shall have his military dictatorship,” the Pro-West Muslims reflected. “So much the better for us then, as we shall be able to demand DEMOCRACY OPENING from the international swindler FETHULLAH GULEN’s SECRET KEMALIST GANG imitating to oppose to the sheer KEMALISTS” Yes, Mr. ERDOĞAN who would, doubtless, dismay them!
And duly the Pro-West Muslims swindled by the PM, and intimidated by the grand red general İLKER BAŞBUĞ threw their democracy and liberalism hopes out of their heads.
İLKER BAŞBUĞ has donned before a navy uniform over his shirt not for politeness’ sake, and, seating himself at the head of the news of so called free media organs, poured out blasphemies on the West at the Black-Sea coasts before, got a couple of anti democracy proof ready, took a weapon called LAW into his hand, assumed an air of importance, and cut short the role of commander asunder described the weapon-nonetheless he used to make similar tricky definitions without his cheek blushing with lies-a big flute or something as the like. Then his head fell forth asleep and in his dream he glanced into the LAW’s middle. To his intense surprise he saw something bloody there. He probed it cautiously with his pointing finger then poked at it with a great tenderness.
“Quite bloody it is!” he murmured. “What in the world is it likely to be?”
He thrust in, this time, all his fingers, and pulled forth a lobule of the liver of a child who probably one of them who are still to be abducted regularly by red soldiers of Turkey Vulture and Iranian mullahs! (Now the author advice the reader to try and read about the TURCO-IRANIAN HOSPITAL viz. ‘The Heathen Children where is still performing organ trade of Kurdish and Judeo-Christian Children) His hands dropped to his sides for a moment. Then he rubbed his eyes hard. Then again he probed the thing. A bleeding lobule of a human’s liver! Really a particle thorn from a Kurdish Child no doubt! Yes, and one familiar to him, somehow! Oh, horror spread upon his feature! Yet that horror was a trifle compared with his ONE AND ONLY OPPONENTS-TARAF AND STV’s wrath.
“You brutal thing!” one of them shouted frantically. “Where have you cut off that liver part? You villain, you! You drunkard! Why, I'll go and report you to the BRUSSELS myself. The brigand, you! Some secret witnesses have told ERGENEKON COURT already about your organ trading at the implantable organs of the Kurdish and Judeo-Christian children as you murdered their parent till they could hardly be neutral in the war between PKK terrorists and butcher red commanders of the Army.''
But İLKER BAŞBUĞ was suffering neither from amnesia nor more idiocy than the red butchers under his command. This was the more the case because, sure enough, he had recognized the bleeding lobule. It was the thorn part of a Turkish Tomboy-MEHMETÇİK-killed by his own colleagues in his squad to make a black propaganda against Kurds; it was the liver chop of one of his soldiers whom he used to slaughter at times for the sake of deceiving the West and whom he was accustomed to chop before every Democracy Opening: weekly, monthly or so!
“Stop, STV and TARAF!” at length he said. ``I'll wrap the thing in a clout, and lay it aside awhile, and take it away into the Turkish Army’s-or rather Junta’s- cosmic office rooms altogether later.''
Then one of the army butchers’ opponents-TARAF or STV replies:
“But I won't hear of such a thing being done! As if I'm going to have a cut-off liver kicking about my beloved country! Oh, you old stick! Maybe you can just bomb your own Turkish Tomboys; but soon you'll be no good at all for the rest of your work. You dictator, you undereducated butcher, you bungler, you blockhead! Aye, I'll tell the WAR CRIMES COURT of you. Take it away, then. Take it away. Take it anywhere you like. Oh, that I'd never caught the abominable shape and odor of it!''
II
After that odd dream İLKER BAŞBUĞ was dumbfounded. He thought and thought, but did find at last what to think. Yes he was very happy that Russia has kept its mute attitude before the bloodiest slaughters within the last ten years targeting at the Kurds or the Judeo-Christian minorities in Turkey.
“The devil knows how it's happened,” he muttered, scratching one ear. “I see, I don't know for certain whether Putin or Medvedev came home drunk every night or not. But certainly things look as though something out of the way happened then, for Russian great civilization comes of East Europe, and a neutrality of something else altogether. Oh, I just can't make it out.”
So he sat silent. At the thought that the KOÇ HOLDING-the presidium of The Second Soviet-Turkey Vulture might find the proper way in this case, and hinder Russians eternally to arrest the red admirals at the board of Turkish Potemkin which is to be assumed then to read LENINIST-KEMALİST Manifesto against the Global Democracy and Liberalism in the Black Sea, he felt frantic. Yes, already he could see the red collar with the smart silver braiding – and the Russian sword stopped just at the time of falling at the necks of Turkish quasi red generals! He shuddered from head to foot.
But at last he got out, and donned SAT Commando uniform and boots, wrapped the Turkish Potemkin Plan in a file NEITHER WET nor DRY*, and departed amid TARAF's and STV’s forcible abjurations.
* Taraf Gazetesi | Elif Çakır - Yaş mı da kuru mu, imza durumu!
... haberi ilk duyduğumda, zihnimde İlker Başbuğ'un fotoğrafı canlanırken. ... Şimdi bu “ıslak” imza YAŞ'a gelecek mi, yoksa yaş tahtaya basmak deyimi de ...
www.taraf.com.tr/yazar.asp?mid=8165 - Önbellek
(TO BE CONTINUED)
The Second Soviet’s red Generals one idea was to rid them of the FEAR OF RUSSIA’S PROBABLE ATTITUDE after they manifest the BIRTH OF NEW STALINIST-KEMALIST- REGIME in The Black Sea, and return quietly the notorious Headquarter of The Turkish General Staff to give last touches to the KEMALIST REVOLUTION-to do so either by throwing their fear into the gutter in front of the gate of their Highest Military Headquarter! Yet, unfortunately, they kept meeting friends-like FATIH ALTAYLI, and they kept saying to them: “Where are you off to?” or “Whom have you arranged to threaten today?'' until seizure of a fitting moment to get in touch with Russians directly became impossible. Once, true, they did succeed in dropping their great fear of Russia, but no sooner had they done so than a constable pointed at him with his truncheon, and shouted: “Pick it up again! You've lost something,” and they perforce had to take the FEAR into their possession once more, and stuff it into a file under the roof of their actually famous Cosmic Rooms where they been lastly caught red handed through the files planning to murder new Jew Businessmen like UZEYIR GARIH. Meanwhile their desperation grew in proportion as more and more booths and the world diplomatic centers opened for new debates, and more and more witty people appeared in the political affairs concerning the Turkish Red Generals’ collaboration with Iranian Mullahs to whom The RUSSIA would approach with huge reserves.
At last they decided that they would go to IRAN, and throw the FEAR OF RUSSIA, if they could, into the NUKE PERSIA’S Atomic Brace. But here let me confess my fault in not having said more about the commander of the 3.Army-General SALDIRAY BERK, the most active accomplice of the Iranian Mullahs himself, one the greatest red generals estimable in more respects than others.
III
Like every terrible KEMALIST Red General, SALDIRAY BERK was a terrible enemy of the both East and west EUROPEANS. Daily he shaved his chin with the razors improved by Judeo-Christians, but always his own enmity was unchanged, and his ideology (he never quitted the KEMALIST motto that says The Turk is the senior of all European People) namely Anti Semitic, Anti-American, Anti Russian character black and red in its blood stinking depths that hides the aids from Turkey to the Islamist terrorist in Chechnya, thickly immoral arm struggling to Al-Qaeda spotted with reddish, brownish-yellowish stains blood of American Marines in Iraq! But, with that, SALDIRAY BERK was a great cynic like his boss. Whenever fake secular Turkish big media was being briefed, and said to his patron Major general BAŞBUĞ, according to KEMALIST custom: “Our Pasha, your hands do clandestinely very good things against the imperialist Europeans!” he would retort: “But why should not they betray Russians as ATATÜRK sold all Europeans down the river in history ?” and, when the KEMALIST JOURNALISTS had replied: ``Really I do not know, our PASHA, but at all events they do,” took a sniff from his hashish based special capsules which he would define as an ordinary analgesics as he defined the LAW an ordinary big flute, and would provide them with an rhetorical of the greatest ideology-KEMALISM at his good will and pleasure!
So the worthy journalists stood on banks of the General Staff’s Hall, and looked about him. Then, leaning over the desk, he feigned to be trying to see if any cockroach were passing underneath. Then gently he would end his anti-humanitarian discourse implying that the powerful IRAN could help Turkey to sustain the black-red fascism of KEMALIST ideology.
At once ten tons-weight seemed to have been lifted from his shoulders when it’s announced that the notorious commander of Turkish 3.Army near to the Iranian borders have started the military exercises to show the capacity of his army in helping IRAN there had occurred any war between the Judeo-Christians and Iran. Actually they smiled! But, instead of departing, next, to take the second step toward alliance with IRAN against the EUROPEAN, they bethought them of making for a certain secret state establishment inscribed “Army, The Party in Power-AKP, and all of the opposition parties CHP, MHP, and even BDP” that they might create there the annihilating hit to the Europeans (including Russians and Americans) as a last-fatal boxing on the ear of civilization against which the genius culprit of them AHMET DAVUTOĞLU who has been the greatest expert in beguiling the innocent Judeo-Christians.
Then the dream of the author has begun:
Suddenly they sighted a constable standing at the end of their way, a constable of smart appearance and named Turkish Solzhenitsyn, with a universal pen complete. Oh, the red generals of the Second Soviet-turkey Vulture could have fainted! Then the civilization’s constable-Turkish Solzhenitsyn viz. Prof. MES, beckoning with a finger, cried:
“Nay, our ignoble red generals… Come here.”
The Red Generals, knowing the proprieties, pulled off their caps at quite a distance away, advanced quickly, and said:
“We wish your Excellency the best of health.”
“No, no! None of those you would call ‘your Excellencies,’ brothers. Come and tell me what you have been doing on the highway bridging Iran to Turkey.”
“Before God of Russians and Americans, sir, we were crossing it on our way to some customers buying our KOÇ HOLDING’s tin cars when we peeped to see if there was any Mullah jumping with joy.”
``You’re lying, brother! You lie as you are to do always! You won't get out of it like that. Be so good as to answer me truthfully.''
“Oh, twice a week in future we'll pay EUROPEANS double the interests of the loans they gave us in the past for nothing. Aye, or even three times a week...”
``No, no, friends. That is rubbish. Already they've got three or several many times purpose, and all of them account it only a justice. Now, tell me, I ask again, what you have just been doing?''
This made the red generals blanch, and they confessed the living thought father of anti-European KEMALİST ideology: TURGUT ÖZAKMAN who has been paid 8 million dollars by Turkish General Staff and he has managed to organize a media gang (which consists of İLHAN SELÇUK, UĞUR DÜNDAR, NURİ ÇOLAKOĞLU, MR. MRS GİRİTLİOĞLU, BİLA brothers and CAN ATAKLI) to construct strong ties with Iranian Mullahs and Turkish red generals
Further events here become clearly in the Turkish GLASNOST called ERGENEKON trial. What happened after that won’t be unknown to all men.
NONETHELESS THE ABOVEMNTONED NAMES ARE STILL REALLY FULFILL THE MOST ABOMINABLE MISSION IN COLLABORATION WITH IRAN NOW LET’S FALL BACK TO THE MORE PROPER AND NON-POETICAL FILES WAITING TO BE OPENED:
“The Red General SALDIRAY BERK and the Iranian Agent-M”
(Attention please: The Turkish Shiite Commander of 3.Army-KEMALIST General SALDIRAY BERK is actually in touch still with Iranian Mullahs’ agents within some procedure organized by ERGENEKON terror groups in ERZİNCAN)
General BERK of the commander of the Third Army, meeting with an agent trying to make Turkish Generals astray from the fold, resolved not to inject violent intentions in their brains directly, but to find some plea to justify to Turkish Army Iran's right to eat Europeans. He thus addressed him: “SIRRAH, last hundred years Russians and Americans grossly insulted both of us.” "Indeed," bleated the KEMALIST sheep-The red general, in a mournful tone of voice, "I was not then born a hundred year before.” “Then” said the Iranian Agent, “the Judeo-Christians devoured the natural richness in your country, and ATATURK had given an anti-imperialistic war against them!” “Good sir,” replied the red sheep general, “We Turks have not yet tasted our borate or other rich mines.” Again said the Iranian Agent, “Let not them to drink of petroleum well in the Middle East." "No," exclaimed the red sheep general, “We Turks never yet even only one milliliter of gasoline, for as yet our Azerbaijani Brothers’ natural gas is both borate and gasoline to us." Upon which the TURGUT OZAKMAN’s book the CRAZY TURKS came to the mind of both red sheep general and the Iranian Agent, and seized the consciousness of the sheep and opened the 3.Army to be eaten up by Iranian Mullahs through the black-red nationalist or would be anti-imperialist and anti-European propaganda saying, “Well! We KEMALIST TURKS and Iranians won't remain without supper, even though The Pro-West Turkish and Kurdish Muslims refute every one of our imputations. The tyrants i.e. the red generals in Turkey and the Mullahs in Iran will always find a pretext for their tyranny.”
TO BE CONTINUED